The Sad News About Beer
You have to hope that this latest beer study is flawed, but the evidence seems irrefutable…
Recently scientists for Health Canada suggested that, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, men should take a long hard look at their beer consumption.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each within a one hour period.
It was then observed that 100% of the men:
- gained weight,
- talked excessively without making sense,
- became overly emotional,
- couldn’t drive,
- failed to think rationally,
- argued over nothing,
- had to sit down while urinating,
- couldn’t perform sexually, and
- refused to apologize when wrong.
Too Cynical @ January 1, 2008
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